it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!
"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
You kiss your friend on March 20th
Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.