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Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.
I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.
When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.
"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"
When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk
"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"
a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
put that shit on the crap desk dog
a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke
guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?
guy 2: suck my balls
The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off
"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"