The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.
a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
put that shit on the crap desk dog
a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke
guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?
guy 2: suck my balls
The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off
"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"
The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.
Ray: Dawg what 💀