The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.
A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.
I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.
In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.
Hes the Desk president?? I dont agree with that!
a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.
"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus