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A drink for people who do not like the taste of regular Coca-Cola.
"I'd like a Diet Coke. Regular Coke is too sweet."
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a drink with diet coke or pepsi and captain morgan
bartender: whatll it be
guy: give me a diet pirate
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A diet that focuses on banning carbs, contrary to popular belief no body knows if Atkins died of obesity like John Wayne was never even autopsied.
It is not a license to gorge Atkins once said.
Your heart may be buttery after this diet but its not like this diet permits 20 sticks of butter, a day might follow an omelet with cheese, ham ,and mushroom with a hearty chef salad for lunch then with a steak and tossed veggies. And berries are permitted sparingly with i must admit hearty fatty snacks time to time.
I'm surprised that most definitions that actually state the diet are made up of people who did not read the book, and it does not permit unlimited fatty food. This idea came from the fact this book permits cheese and meat which if you recall the 70's where made to look evil towards rice and pasta. The first 2 weeks only allow 30 net gram carbs then there is another phase which introduces whole grains back.
Nerd: lollol12l3l1 i ate 20 bucckets of lard today l123o12l3 im on a diet
Guy: I followed Atkins diet ,his guidelines and read the book i am prepared for the side effects and will not make my day of food be worth more than 20% saturated fat. But only have 30 carbs a day for a while.
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Any suburb of the Chicago area. I came up with this term because people who are actually from Chicago get pissed when a suburban person says they are from Chicago. Hence: Diet Chicago.
Person #1: Where are you from
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
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the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user
Have you seen Jane lately, she is looking very healthy now that she is off the Jennycrack Diet.
'Are you hungry, would u like something to eat there is more than enough here. or have u started that jennycrack diet again?'
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A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.
Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"
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the most addicting/ best drink in the world.
i can go through a whole 12 pack of diet coke a day! its so good!
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