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Lips that have been inflated with colagen to the point that they look fake.
Meg Ryan's career went south once she got those dildo lips.
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A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.
Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
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someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation
kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser
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The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.
Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine
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A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos
Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.
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Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.
My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!
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A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.
Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.
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