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One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
A woman that’s considered a jump-off ,one who sleeps around and does anything nasty and will even let your friends sleep with her
Friend:what are you doing bro?
Me: waiting on this sky diver to come to my house.
The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.
"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"
Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
A slang word for a proctologist
Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.