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By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”
Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.
"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"
Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
A slang word for a proctologist
Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.
One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.
Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas
Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.
"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."
A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.
Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.
Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him