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Putting two condoms on a penis before sexual activity.
John thinks that double bagging gives him more protection when picking up prostitutes, even though Steve told him that the rubbers will wear each other down.
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A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways. One of which is usually dirty.
An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work
Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.
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A soccer term used for when a player nutmegs two players in a row. This phrase was started after Tobin Heath did a double nutmeg while player for the U.S Women's National Team.
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1.An unbelievably invention. Currently only available in very select stores, a Big Mac with 4 burgers in. That's right.
2. Wear two rain coats an once, like a cilly sunt.
Me: Dude, I ate a double mac yesterday!
You: Shit man, that's a lot of plastic and polythene, ain't that dangerous?
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When you bang the Mom and Daughter at the same time.
I had a Gentleman's Double last night.
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1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.
Hey mate, how was your afternoon?
Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!