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A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy
A collection of sixteen of something
The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.
Similar to a bakers dozen but instead of 13 bread rolls, you make 12 Carriers
I was like OMG, but then I realised I had the pwners dozen and roflestomped him
The Day that somebody turns 12 years old, Or a Dozen years old
Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".
"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."
In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.
"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."