Facebook duty

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.

Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.

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Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

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booty duty

the word use by most retards.when you have to shit from your anal bunghole.

man i have to booty duty really fucking bad

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Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

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Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.

Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

Call Of Duty Zombies

A spin-off of the popular war game Call of Duty, which since World at War, Zombies has grown to be almost more popular than CoD. Even though there is no save and their are usually many glitches, it may be the only thing that could keep Treyarch making Call of Duty. (Treyarch should REALLY make a campaign for Zombies.)

Player 1: OH MY GOD, how did that zombie hit me with NO ARM? I Fl_l(l<ING HATE THIS GAME.

Player 2: Yeah. Do you wanna play again?

Player 1: Yeah! I friggen love Call Of Duty Zombies!

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Our duty to the party

Stemming from George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," it refers to any act of copulation, especially one where one or both parties are not particularly interested but still consent.

Angela: Hey Tom, wanna fuck?
Tom: No, but it's our duty to the party.