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Eric is a kind of man that is tall and cute not good looking but cute. He gets the best girl even though he has a small dick. He likes to spend time with family and friends. He enjoys to hang out with weird kids and usually has a weird sibling. If you find an Eric leave him before it is to late. Girls stay away he can be charming but rude and dangerous.
Boy: Hey pretty lady who you looking at?
Girl: I'm looking at Eric Elias he is so cute.
The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.
A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.
STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!
A person that is very much like a downie or Barbatroll. They have a 97.4% chance of listening to Slipknot.
Gavin: Wow this is so good music (listening to Slipknot).
Simon: What a Elias s
He's a nice guy that care about his friends and any girl could melt for him. He is really amazing at sports and help people with things.
He is so Elias Alm
Huge Cock, a great Kisser and he never give up.
Elia is the best kisser in his friendgroup.
Elia, persona che saprà distinguersi nella vita, é la persona più vera, sincera, amorevole e fedele che potresti mai conoscere e tenere al tuo fianco. Lui ha un suo fascino, ma il suo punto forte é lo sguardo, perché appena lo guardi negli occhi puoi leggergli l'anima... ha un carattere difficile ed intrigato da capire, ma appena lo conquisti ti si apre un mondo di emozioni... Sicuramente lui non ti darà tutto subito per preservare le sue intense emozioni, ma si aprirà nel tempo con te. Quando il tempo ti permetterà di conoscerlo sarà l'uomo che ti darà sicurezza nel resto della tua vita.