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The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
a strategy used in Street Fighter and other fighting games where you jump at your opponent and instead of throwing out an attack, you land and use a low hitting attack. The reason it works is because a jump in attack can not be blocked low, forcing your opponent to stand block, opening the opportunity for a low hit if they do not read, or react to you fast enough.
Infiltration won the round on an empty jump low which combo'd into super.
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the post all night sex statment of retirement
your balls are drained
you have no more thrust in your engine
baby weve ben going for 8 hours, my cups empty
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A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.
You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!
jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf
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An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
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- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so
-otherwise known as EBS.
Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep
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A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.