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The advanced version of spooning.
Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.
Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?
Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.
Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
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Someone who farts a lot and cannot control their farts.
Cindy it smells in here plug in your asshole extreme.
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Another way to say Slap Boxing, without attracting a large croud, or when talking within earshot of an authority figure wihtout alerting them to the activity.
Dude, Taylor and Melvin beat the living crap out of Micheal.
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without rival or competition.
the best of its kind.
all around awesome.
Her footjobs were beastmaster extreme, she was like a footjob goddess.
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A version of the original game of scrabble. Every time word of 4 letters is scored, 1 shot is taken (usually of vodka). Every word of 5 letters, 2 shots. ETC.
Extreme Scrabble:
Person 1: Pigeon
Person 2: Now you have to do... 3 shots!
or
Person 1: I've spelt supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..
Person 2: I'll just let you finish the vodka then.
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The absolute biggest and most absorbent tampon in existence made of a special cotton-polymer blend. This tampon is used by Kim Kardashian as well as other so called "voluptuous" stuck up women that make themselves the center of attention by being absolutely good at nothing and act as though they are constantly menstruating, or as more commonly know- "being on the rag", "having a period" or "having a visit from aunt flo." This tampon is not to be confused with a "super-plus" tampon which is usually made of pure cotton and is not capable of accommodating the volume of bloody and/or "semenous" flow produced by the women who use extreme tampons.
Damn, BP should have gotten one of Kim Kardashian's extreme tampons to plug up the oil spill, that shit would have worked for sure!
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The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
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