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The principal that in any occasion where the female doesn't know what's going on, especially in sports betting, she will always be right/win
this is especially true around big games such as the super bowl or the NFL playoffs and occurs often during March Madness in the bracket contests
courtney won the super bowl pool picking games based solely on jersey color. thats the vag factor at work right here
bitch...
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Level of cuntiness, nastiness or cruelty.
At the train station after school ended,the private school yuppie-spawn and his bum-buddies walked up to fellow-student Peter, who wasn't as privileged as they were.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.
Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.
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The scale between 1-20 based on how intense giving oral pleasure to a male penis is. 1 being almost un-noticable, 20 being possibly fatal.
"Mike was so big, I swear it was gag factor 14 at least!"
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The multiple by which a truth is exaggerated (can be a quantitative or qualitative assessment).
Statement: Last night, I slept with three girls.
If the above were Lalor Factored: Last night, I jerked-off to the Powerpuff Girls.
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The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.
The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.
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The boob factor is the phenomenon wherein males provide preferential treatment towards attractive Females.
This usually occurs when a male detects an attractive Female and is compelled by his Male instincts to impress her.
Zac: I was first in line, don't serve her she cut in front of me!
Customer in line: Bad luck son, boob factor for the loss.
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This is a completely subjective, yet somehow measurable scale of how precious, wanky, artsy-fartsy, self-indulgent, too-kewl-for-skewl, deliberately obscure, contrived, psuedo-intellectual…you get my drift…basically anything pretentious…is. If it seems to fit any of the aforementioned descriptions, then it is often claimed to have a "High Wank Factor".
But this scale is not merely restricted to putting the mockers on the clever-dick types, oh, no! Also plebians who partake in the pursuit of pop culture aren't spared from being rated on the wank factor: the ones who get a high score amongst the various sub-cultures of mainstream society include the right-wing commentariat, all who are involved in reality TV, lifestyle shows, boy bands, advertising, etc., wiggaz pooncing about in Wu-Tang or FUBU, rice burner Lancers or Civics that have still have drainpipe mufflers with the base carby engine…list goes on…basically, any jumped-up pleb thinking they're more sophisticated than the rest of the common herd.
1. Some people would claim that many of the radio programmes featured on ABC Radio National have a high wank factor.
2. Yeah, that wannabe Lancer GL-pretending-to-be-a-Lancer Evo VII is sooo lame, scoring high on the wank factor for it's pissy little rear drum brakes showing behind the licorice-strapped 20-inch wheels, bouncing off the road with its doof-doof from its subwoofer.
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