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A person who uses force in a domestic abuse way unlike a dom who is dominant the fake dom is a person who is abusive
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to waste a precious time by doing nothing;
he was just sitting there all day only to fake off, that's a shame! he could be somebody if he tried...
Someone who rejected you
Someone who is jealous of you
Someone who only comes up when they need something from you
Someone that trys to avoid you
Someone that doesn’t care if you feel bad
Someone that wants you to get the f away from them
Someone who is mean to you or makes fun of you
Someone that uses you to fit in or impress they’re other friend
Someone who is trying to use you to act cool
A friend
A friend is someone who is kind caring cool and outgoing. They are always there when you need them the most. They don’t care what you do they still forgive you
They like you and is always there to help you.
Ramma: sits down chair
Fake friend: moves seats trying to avoid her
Ramma: hey how are you doing
Fake friend:.....
One who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the Apple Store and don't even have enough money to buy lunch.
One who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.
"Arrrrrgh maaaate i'm broke as a joke!" (but still wearing All Saints trousers) - That is a fake baller!
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A shape shifting political hack who will identify himself as a conservative, but ultimately lacks conservative principles and instead lives on the motto "Support the Republican Party irrespective of what it does".
Some examples of fake conservatism in America today are:
1. Supporting a balanced budget and minimal government spending, but being a Stakhanovite supporter of fighting costly wars in the middle east that burgeon national debt.
2. Claiming to be opposed to federal entitlements, but expanding spending on programs such as "No Child Left Behind", and politicizing the actions of the Federal Reserve.
3. Opposing welfare payments to unemployed Americans, but having no scruples whatsoever about (but more often, actively supporting) sending an unconditional blank welfare check to Israel every year.
4. Being lax on 'national' security by overlooking weak immigration laws and poor aviation and port security, choosing instead to use the American military to fight Israel's wars for it in the middle east.
5. Calling Britney Spears' sister a 'pinhead' for getting pregnant before marriage, but worshiping Bristol Palin for doing the same.
Most pundits on Fox news such as Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, as well as flat-out traitors in the Republican party like Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, and Dick Cheney are fake conservatives. They are nothing more than party hacks.
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When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
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Fake America 🇱🇷, not the real America 🇨🇳
Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.
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