Orgasm farmer

Another term for an orgasm harvester

Orgasm farmer: see orgasm harvester

9👍 3👎

farmers arm

Refers to the rather unfortunate tan you get on your arms from wearing t-shirt's in the summer. Very similar to 'Drivers Arm', the Farmers Arm originates from the country region of Australia and can also be obtained from driving down long dirt roads in the summer with 3 other mates and a carton of beer.

Katie: "Let's go to the pool, its so bloody hot"
Linda: "Yeah, I need to get rid of these farmers arms"

or

Linda: "No way, I'm not going anywhere with this farmers arm"

or

Linda: "OMG! I've got farmers arm"

9👍 3👎

farmers insurance

We are farmers bum ba dum ba dum dum dum

Farmers Insurance

5👍 1👎

farmer and rowboat

having to complete a series of actions in such an order that each superceding event must be done in one specific order in order to complete a seemingly trivial goal.

origin: An almost cliche riddle goes... A farmer for some reason has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. It might be to get into town for some business: you know, to sell his chicken and corn, which I am certain he is going to make a killing off of, being it one sack of corn and a singular chicken. and, oh yeah, his trusty fox. Why is this idiot bringing a fox with him? Anyway, he has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and another of his precious belongings (chicken, corn, fox). If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will invariably eat the chicken. Leave the chicken with the corn and, oops, the chicken will eat the corn. Other than by feeding the fox poison and doing it in one quuck trip, or maybe splurging for the bridge toll and carrying his wares, how does the farmer do it?

Fuck that farmer and rowboat bullshit. This is a waste of my time.

5👍 1👎

Berry Farmer

An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.

Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.

Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.

5👍 1👎

Farmer’s Plow

sex move in which Guy stands up holding chick’s legs spread eagle or bent, chick supports her upper body with her two hands on the bed.

I gave that ho the Farmer’s Plow

5👍 2👎

Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.

Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.

8👍 2👎