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1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."
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Masterbating while creating excriment on a toilet; or rather jerkin off while your droppin a duece. Such action comes in handy in instances such as guests staying at your house or more specifically in your room, staying at someone else's house or maybe even at work. When ever the urge comes to perform fecal triumph make sure your a gentlemen and wipe the seat off when your done.
"man you were in the bathroom a long time did you fecal triumph my toilet!"
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Having shit under your fingernails
Oh! Old fecal fangs is coming in to get a manicure
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when u take such a big poop that ur poop is pooping its own poop,usual happens when u drink alot of cheap beer.
im going to have major fecal seapage when i get done drinking this natural ice beer.
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a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play
Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.
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to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit
Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.
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one who delights him/herself by shoving a fist up a poopy anus while eating overly spiced west indain chodes
"Wow that Sarahreally is a fecal fister."
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