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Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.
Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.
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while having intercourse, "doggy style", with a female the male suddenly jumps to anal
Sally got mad that Jack was jumping the fence.
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V; A rather intense form of head banging used by moshers in the pits at Brutal Metal concerts. The moshers all line up against a fence, and head bang into it, tearing up their faces, spraying blood everywhere, and in some cases, dying. Usually accompanied by a visit to the ER right after the concert.
Person 1:
"Why is your face all fucked up?"
Person 2:
"I was Fence-Banging at the WCWBT concert last night."
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Coital interruption by which the penis is removed from the vagina and inserted in the anus, and vice versa.
I knew she was a freak when she let me hop the fence without flinching.
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(noun)
THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
"And you thought the chick/dude I brought home last week was ugly?!? You should've seen the stacked pile of shit that Bob/Bobbie brought back from the bar! As pretty as a mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
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to smoke weed or a spliff
"you been jumpin' fences again?"
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When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.
My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.
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