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Fuck Fit

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.

1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"

by Silent Guiche February 5, 2021


fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009


fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.

Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!

by Carl1983 June 20, 2012


test fit

When a male is inserting his semi flaccid penis in a vagina and is unable to continue the sexual act, thus resulting in a test fit.

"I've had twelve sexual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits"

by ewic310 March 2, 2014


Fit Lizzy

A girl who happens to be extremely beautiful, both physically and in way of her infectiously adorable personality.

'' Who else you talking to?''

''Lizzy''

''Fit Lizzy?''

'' I guess so yeh :D''

by Jompyyy January 4, 2009


Bust a fit

When one’s outfit is on point, when they are popping out with that LOOK.

I see you sis, bust a fit and shi

by cbergin13 April 17, 2018


Jehovah's Fitness

When a Jehovah's Witness loses weight from knocking on a lot of doors in their preaching ministry.

"Did you lose weight Brother Fatterson? You are looking very Jehovah's fitness"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

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