Football Fusion

A bad game that is filled with exploiters and little kids crying that they don't get picked for QB. People that play this game tend to be 5'2 and At least 300 Pounds. Famous for being a carbon copy of Legendary Football and having the largest Game Population that has not matured past 3rd grade. If you would like to play better football games there are a lot of Options Like OFL. Or, even better just play a good sports game like HCBB.

"Hey, my favorite game is football fusion, I cant wait to moss some kids!."
"How old are you?"

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football player

for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.

Moronic IS a word, dumbass.

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football badgers

A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com

Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!

GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!

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football whore

A person who switches to supporting a different team after their team loses at a football match. An unfaithful fan.

Now that England lost, you're switching to Germany? Such a football whore!!

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American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.

Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?

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football hooligan

English Football Hooligans' kit:

Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly

Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan

Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.

Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.

Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.

Head: Skinhead

Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross

Feet: Reebok Classics

Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights

Mouth: Foul language

Cranium: A lonely brain cell

En-ger-land's finest export.

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Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.

I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?

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