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Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

by Lastson March 01, 2010


The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.

Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.

by TheDeadYeti February 25, 2021


buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.

man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.

by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012


big church

The sermon part of church.

Often used by kids coming out of Sunday School

Man I would come to church all the time if it wasn't for the big church part...

by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018


church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 22, 2016


A church girl

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church

Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".

by Jay_Theasurus May 16, 2022


Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017