The act of stroking oneβs penis
Dude sheβs so hot I want her to goof my moo!
The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.
Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!
What you call someone who:
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
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A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
βgoof π¦β is a piece of terminology gabbi has created to describe something that is either realistically silly kinda like sally or to describe something not as proper as doing your usual but only unproper to you as well as other but along with that , behavior would change very slightly within yourself as in maybe acting majestically towards unmajestic things which is a very horrible thing to do.
Tyrone - aye dudet what was going on with you today ?
Jackaryth - oh yea brotha tutha , sorry bout that. i just had goof π¦ sometimes whenever im going to work i just start crying because i want to sleep.
ex. 2
E - hey sally ?
S -yea ! whats up ?
E - so i heard the bad news about you and your boyfriend. and i just want to say im so sorry and that im here if you need someone to talk to !!
S - goof π¦
E - no.
S - thank goodness
A misspelling of "silly goose"
"I may have accidentally driven into a group of kindergarteners."
"You silly goof!"