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A fort made of pillows mainly made by little kids, teenage cupples who want to make out in privacy.
Me and Sarah made a pillow fort last night. Guess who made it to second base!
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Building a fort refers to the act in which you tie up or other wise restrain your partner in a sexual manner.
Greg "Hey dude can I borrow some rope?"
Tom "Of course. But why do you need rope?"
Greg "Well Samatha and I are building a fort tonight."
Tom "Ohhhhh okay just don't get any stains on it."
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A phrase meaning to jack off while nobody is in your house and you are bored. If one is to "man the fort" then all of your visitors must leave your house immeadiately or they will be forced to watch you jack off into your own hand by using the internet as your material. One may be a true masturbater if 1. he can jack off without any material other than his state of mind. and 2. if he can jack off without the use of his hands
Yo Gordo! I'm going to man the fort right after I finish typing this senten... ahh that was good.
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A dying mill / fishing town situated along the Northern California coast between San Francisco and Eureka. The peeps there are mostly loggers, fishermen, growers, or welfare recipients. The average summertime temperature is 65 degrees and cloudy. Locals refer to anyone not from there as tourists or flatlanders. The women are hot and the men will hand you your ass if you mess with them.
The weed is dank, bro! And our hometown brewery serves up scrimmy-licious Skrimshaw beer, Old #38 Stout, Brother Thelonius Abby Style Ale, Blue Star, and a whole lot more. The local fishermen's haul includes Snapper, Sole, Dungeonous Crab, Albacore, Black Cod, and King Salmon.Home of the California Western Railroad Skunk TrainThe World's Largest Salmon BBQ, the Whale Festival,
the Paul Bunyan Day's parade and Logging Show. They also have an Albert Quinonez.
Also a term used to describe a person who dives for abalone in bad weather, alone, or with a bad heart condition.
Guy #1 - "Man, sheck out that apple-bottom hottie! She is fine!"
Guy #2 - "F#@k yes! Where is she from anyway?"
Guy #1 - "Somebody said Fort Bragg."
"Did you hear about that Asian dude who drowned last week off Fort Bragg? He was diving in twenty foot seas without a fishing license and Mother Nature totally Fort Bragg'd his ass!"
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A city of almost 200,000 people in the northeastern corner of the state of Indiana. This place is the Rudeness Capital of the Midwest. People here and from here are very rude and inconsiderate, even though they have no reason to.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a total prick.
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Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.
Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!
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A trunk of any particular vehicle that produces so much bass, that it is understood to be known as "Fort Knox."
Homie 1: Dog, you hear that shit that just drove by?!?
Homie 2: Damn nigga! They must got Fort Knox in they trunk!!
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