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When a guy ejaculates into a women's vagina, then squirts the cum back into the guys mouth.
Dustin was drinking out of Tessa's "Fountain of Youth"
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when a man cums into your mouth and accidentally pees on you
"dude, i heard jasanna was giving colin head and he gave her the yellow fountain"
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when a woman ejaculates,spraying juices everywhere
i made her cum so much she made a fanny fountain.the best water feature ever.
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When you're about to shit in your fuck buddies vagina, but you instead have diarrhea and spray all over her entire body, covering her in a cascade of warm, steamy scat.
Terry: Man I had a buttload of sushi last night, then I went home and gave my girlfriend a tremondous mud fountain.
David: Did you get it in her hair?
Terry: She looked like a bowl of warm melted chocolate ice cream.
David: Foul.
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Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.
I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain
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The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.
"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."
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A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown, although there are some possible meanings. It may possibly describe the way a penis when pointed upward(toward the ceiling, sky, etc.) looks like when it ejaculates or urinates, causing it to look similar to a water fountain. It may possibly mean a fountain that instead of containing water, has one or more penises. It is not known how such a fountain would function, but the penises likely would be artificial and very small in size.
Person A: ...Captain Falkan.
Person B: Did you just say cock fountain?!
Person A: No dude, what the hell! I said Captain Falkan.
Person B: For real, it sounded like you said cock fountain. He said cock fountain, right?
Person C: Dude, you're a fucking dumbass.
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