Frances cooper

Awwww, propa gr8 mate, luv her to bits, but she needs to stop fighting with me... people are gonna start thinking we are nut cases!!! hee hee, al is a nob 'ed, i don't have a giant toe... you do!

I love francesca coopero, she's my best mate a girl could have eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrr

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Tour de France

Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.

A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.

A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"

B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."

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Frances cooper

lol, lol, lol, lol, man the maneater, lol, olol, lol, lol

lol, lol, lol, lol, luv ya fran!

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Vive la France

Equivelent to long live France!

Vive la france is what I yell when I aam scoring with a girl.

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tour de france

n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?

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took him to france

A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.

Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).

Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.

"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"

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tour de france

Verb. The physical act of biking to a friends house, in the user of the comment ususally means the trip would be long and difficult.

i'm gonna wait for my mom to give me a drive, i'm not gonna tour de france it to your place!

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