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a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.
cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.
cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
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n.
This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!
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Upperclassmen target as many freshmen as they can , on this day , typically in November. During this day in November onow as freshman Haze day , Upperclassmen bully , rape , kiss, and more to as many freshman as possible. The person with the most victims is known as the hazer of the year .
freshman haze day
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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.
Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)
Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)
(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.
The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.
1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!
They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.
Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness
Stealth
Social Awesomeness
Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"
Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"
Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
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Honestly
Those freshmen boys there are fine asf
Even the black ones
Gallatin and Station Camp Freshman’s so fine
2021 - 2022
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Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.
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a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts
denham springs freshman high- dissatisfaction
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