fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

fuck me pumps

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.

Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !

fuck me purple

To fuck so hard that shit bruise

Fuck me purple baby

fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.

Russell Brand: *American accent* Oh oh oh oh oh yeah! FUCK ME GOOD!

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fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

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Fuck me, right?

Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".

Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?

Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?

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Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.

The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.

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