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An often misinterpreted Chinese word group that means, "To expend energy." Kung Fu is not a martial art, but rather a philosophy. It is a method by which to perform a task.
Kung Fu is kinda like the 70's version of Fung Sheu.
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"fu-eck" "fu-ecking" "fu-ecked"
Pronounced: Foo-ech
To really have skill at screwing things up. A form of Fu or Kung-Fu at really messing everything technical that you touch.
"Dude: Mike Jr. really messed up that system"
"Dude2: yah, his skills at fu-eck are unparalleled.
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Kung Fu is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn. This game has also been called Ninja, but Kung Fu is its official name.
Person 1: "Hey, who wants to play Ninja?"
Person 2: "Screw you. It's called Kung Fu. Get it right."
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Bad-ass noun. Pronounced "Sways-foo."
A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.
A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.
Ex. 1: After performing a touching dance routine with a formerly awkward, newly confident teenage girl, an anonymous greaseball punk was foolish enough to question the sexual orientation of the softshoeing creator of the legendary Swayz-fu while also making an aggressive pass at the girl. He was rewarded accordingly with a destructive palm to the nose and a crunching knee to the groin.
Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.
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Function: noun
Etymology: bing.com (search website)
Date: 2009
the ability to quickly answer any given question using bing.com, as opposed to another search engine
my Bing-fu easily trumps your google-fu
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a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.
Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.
The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.
Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock
She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.
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