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Gag Gift

When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!

I gave my wife a gag gift this year for Christmas! She was really pissed off afterwards!

by Eve's other half October 28, 2016

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Lolly gag

The art of deep throating. Derived from the use of lollipop in Lil Wayne's song "Lollipop".

Guy 1: Heard you hooked up with that blonde last night! How was it?

Guy 2: It was amazing! That girl can lolly gag like a champ!

by Skeetimus Maxx August 23, 2010

7πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


lolly gag

a male superviser who sucks coworkers dick and than chokes on their cum

trashnando and kalani sure like to lolly gag

by wordbreaker September 27, 2015

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Gagging on Seaweed

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.

SpongeBob gagged on seaweed.

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

7πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Fag-gag

1. The practice of beating or hurting a homosexual, physically or emotionally.
2. Lynching a homosexual.

Then Jimbo said to Earl, "Let's go on a fag-gag!"

by Patty McPat Pat October 9, 2006

7πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


gag-o-magnifier

The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.

Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.

by wheaty May 28, 2005

43πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gag reflex atrophy

The decline of sensitivity at the back of the mouth which leads to less frequent gagging and an easier time swallowing large objects. While occasionally sought after by those who must take medication in large pills that are uncomfortable to swallow, it is more often a byproduct of a woman’s promiscuity. Continuous oral sex will rapidly decrease the gag reflex until she is able to take in even large members without difficulty.

Tori had been working on trying to stop gagging every time she went down on a guy. She enjoyed the praise and attention she garnered but she needed her BJ’s to be legendary. After a month or two of holding a tooth brush at the back of her mouth for 10 minutes every morning and night, she felt she had finally gotten rid of her gag reflex entirely. Eager to try it out, she texted Matt and told him to come over. Matt had a proud 8 inch dong, and so wasn’t to be taken lightly. But as she pulled down his pants and took his hardening member into her mouth, she realized with glee it had been a total success. As she bobbed diligently back and forth she heard Matt moan and grip her shoulders strongly. She closed her eyes and she felt him swell in her mouth. The first blast was a motherload indeed, but Tori’s cheeks and throat worked; she was swallowing his semen as fast as he was pumping it into her mouth. He fell back on the bed after he was spent and she went to snuggle on his chest. Soon however she once again wanted to take in his meat and taste his seed. So she took his flaccid member in her mouth and began to succ. He quickly grew and hardened as she breathed a second life into his spent manhood. She knew she’d been totally successful with her Gag Reflex Atrophy.

by Swirlin64 March 18, 2020

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