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A German Weisenhound is a pure breed dog from Weisenburg Germany. Originally bred for hunting eagles in mountainous regions. They are know to be able to jump over six feet high and twelve feet long. This makes it possible for them to track and engage eagles in flight. A very inteligent breed that studies have shown is smarter than the twenty percent of the U.S. population. The only dog that has been imported to the United States is Harley Quinn who resides in Washington State with her human parents Solveig and Matthew.
A German Weisenhound would never vote for a T.V. reality show host to be president..
Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.
Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!
when two people press their anuses against each other. Then the dominant person poops and the poop slides into the subs anus.
hey Sally we should do a German exchange.
the art of lesbian interactions. Dates back to the 1900s where masculine female German wrestling teams were accused of sexual relations.
"I'm leaving the room and I don't want any German Wrestling going on while I'm away"
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A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
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