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The baddest mother in the fucking valley:
The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW
"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."
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I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.
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The Winners of Super Bowl XLII, the forty second Super Bowl.
They went against the odds, and beat the most hated team in the NFL, The Patriots.
NEW YORK GIANTS WON SUPER BOWL XLII, OH MY!!!!!!!!
Tom Brady is just like Britney Spears. They should both be thrown out of America.
NEW YORK GIANTS beat the Patriots...
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There are a few descriptions of gentle giants in different literature and movies. Of Mice and Men describes Lenny as a guy who is not a giant, but a large man with the mind of a child, though John Malkovich, the actor who portrays him in the movie, is not a remarkably large guy.
The 7 foot tall guard accused of groping the girl at the gate in the book was usually described as a gentle giant who was impotent, though he became hostile when ordered to do so by his boss.
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A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.
"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."
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San Francisco's baseball team, who for 58 years battled season after season of heartbreak until finally becoming World Series Champions in 2010
Joe: Who are the San Francisco Giants?
Frank: Tim Lincecum, Edgar Renteria, Buster Posey, Huff Daddy, Freddy Sanchez, Uribe, Brian Wilson, Javi Lopez, Matt Cain, Andres Torres, Pablo Sandoval, and even Aaron Rowand!
Joe: I still don't get it.
Frank: They're the goddamn World Champions man! We did it!
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The Giant flying shark is a shark that roams around attacking airplane bound for the U.S. With no officials size measured, official have estimated the shark to be the size Puerto Rico. It can be found in the cool climate of the thermosphere and mainly eats clouds. It is known to attack aircraft just for the heck of it.
I was coming back from France when i looked out the airplane window and saw a fucking giant flying shark eat a AirFrance plane.
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