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Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!
It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.
Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?
Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.
A day of peace and happiness as we all sit down and watch mean girls
Yo let’s watch mean girls together it’s June 12 so that means it’s watch mean girls day
national girl best friend day is august 1st!
“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”
National pretty girl day is a day when you celebrate the most pretty, gorgeous, stunning girl. You can not celebrate if only her face is pretty, but her heart too. If she is pretty inside and outside take August 2nd to celebrate and take her out.
It’s pretty girl day, I’m gonna take her out to dinner to appreciate her.
october 25th is national hug a lacrosse girl day!
“why did u just hug that girl”
“cause it’s national hug a lacrosse girl day!”
On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day