the main half life 2 protag, not to be mixed with morgan freeman
GUY: oh hey its gordon freeman from half life wassup dude
GORDON FREEMAN:
Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.
Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.
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Those girls at the party couldn't dance! They were such Chloe Gordons
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big lump of a man made in the 1970's.
"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"
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Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists
Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times
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A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
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