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an old man who in his photo or in person appears to be female, and folks who don't know the subject cannot determine his gender.
Dude, when I saw your photo online I thought you were a woman!!! You granny tranny!!!
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A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.
Chris likes his women old.
Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.
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An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.
Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.
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An absolute gangsta who will cut your throat if your not careful. When you hear her say I remember when trees were everywhere then you know your going to die
Public: Oh no it’s Granny Norma
Granny Norma: I remember when trees were everywhere
Public: *dead
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A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
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An old folk's home or Retirement home. i.e. Where 'Granny' goes to live. A person working there is referred to as a Granny Farmer.
Kids, before we go to dinner we have to pick Grandma up from the Granny Farm.
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People who go around bashing grannys round the head.
"lets go and granny bashing that granny"
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