when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander
“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”
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A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.
Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.
Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!
'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
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1: A rodent that is slippery.
2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.
2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
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A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.
Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.
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A girl who likes to get down and dirty. A girl who loves the grease.
MAN, that girl just wants to get GREASSSY! She's such a greasy whore
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That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.
I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.
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A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles
I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK
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