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1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
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when one person cuts a small incision in a male's ball sack, then inserts a straw in the incision and slowly sucks out small amounts of sperm at a time.
"dude why is evan walking weird?"
"i heard Karla was hacking his sack last night and hacked to much out of him."
"niiiice."
Ashleigh: "Omg Brittney did you SEE how small Johnny's balls where during swimming?"
Brittney: "yahh i could totally see that thu his speedo"
Jessica: "dude no it's usually a lot bigger but yesturday when i was hacking his sack, his mom walked in and i hacked waaay too hard!"
Brittney and Ashleigh: "Oh Brittney you just love hacking the sack!!"
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One who feels compelled to Threaten others with hack threats in an attempt to scare them into doing what that person wants.
Steve: I will fucking hack you if you do not fucking suck my dick!!!
Dave: What a Hack Fag...
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The name given, in Glasgow at least, to a Black Hackney Taxi Cab. You know, the stereo-typical taxi that you see in London. They are the biggest rip off you'll encounter after a night out on the town, charging at least £20 for a 4 mile journey, claiming that there is a "Boundary Charge" and you've just travelled through three boundaries. Which is complete bollocks, and I should know, as my wee brother works for the company that paints them, and he knows FOR A FACT that there is no legal precedence for the "Boundary Charge". So if you're ever in the UK, NEVER get a Black Hack. Go for a local firm, they're usually half price.
"Man, I ended up walking half-way home last night, the Black Hack raped a hole in my wallet before I left the city centre!"
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Snoop dog's desperate attempt to resist a changing market place by starting a rap competition to write a song about the horrors of file sharing.
Considering Hack is Wack, Snoop Dog might be the biggest music industry sell-out since Metallica.
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One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.
Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck
I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!
1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.
Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.
2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."
3: A server hub for maliscious programming.
Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.