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hacking the matrix

verb or action.

1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.

2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.

1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.

2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.

by PJPlayer1 March 22, 2006

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hacking the sack

when one person cuts a small incision in a male's ball sack, then inserts a straw in the incision and slowly sucks out small amounts of sperm at a time.

"dude why is evan walking weird?"

"i heard Karla was hacking his sack last night and hacked to much out of him."

"niiiice."

Ashleigh: "Omg Brittney did you SEE how small Johnny's balls where during swimming?"

Brittney: "yahh i could totally see that thu his speedo"

Jessica: "dude no it's usually a lot bigger but yesturday when i was hacking his sack, his mom walked in and i hacked waaay too hard!"

Brittney and Ashleigh: "Oh Brittney you just love hacking the sack!!"

by Hackey Sackers691 March 27, 2010

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Hack Fag

One who feels compelled to Threaten others with hack threats in an attempt to scare them into doing what that person wants.

Steve: I will fucking hack you if you do not fucking suck my dick!!!

Dave: What a Hack Fag...

by Thejapanesecondom August 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Hack

The name given, in Glasgow at least, to a Black Hackney Taxi Cab. You know, the stereo-typical taxi that you see in London. They are the biggest rip off you'll encounter after a night out on the town, charging at least ยฃ20 for a 4 mile journey, claiming that there is a "Boundary Charge" and you've just travelled through three boundaries. Which is complete bollocks, and I should know, as my wee brother works for the company that paints them, and he knows FOR A FACT that there is no legal precedence for the "Boundary Charge". So if you're ever in the UK, NEVER get a Black Hack. Go for a local firm, they're usually half price.

"Man, I ended up walking half-way home last night, the Black Hack raped a hole in my wallet before I left the city centre!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 29, 2005

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Hack is Wack

Snoop dog's desperate attempt to resist a changing market place by starting a rap competition to write a song about the horrors of file sharing.

Considering Hack is Wack, Snoop Dog might be the biggest music industry sell-out since Metallica.

by WackHack September 1, 2010

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Globe Hacking

Very good forum that teaches you about hacking, and how to keep your computer safe from malicious content.

This is a forum on the internet, "Globe Hacking".

by Anon3131 March 7, 2013


Hacking and whacking

A way to get through life by taking on obstacles and difficulties head-on and not giving up even in the face of repeated failures. A synonym for keep grinding. life, keep grinding, grinding, determination, challenge, grit, sticktoitiveness, persevere, never give up, banging

How are you doing working six days a week. Man, I'm hacking and whacking, just trying to make it.

by joecoolthefool March 12, 2016