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a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass
Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!
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having a toss means having a or masturbating
i was having a toss the other night
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Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
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To wank
I think it's the right time to have a bat!
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A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.
It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'
'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'
'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted
Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.
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A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.
Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.
Saying this automatically makes you popular.
Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.
Patrick: They have an app for that.
Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.
Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.
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to be claimed "not available" for dating-but not in an official relationship.
Joe: "Wanna' get a some dinner and a movie on Friday?"
Jill: "Not on a date- I Have a Flag."