the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.
guy: look at that hedgehog, it has thicc
When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
Justin hedgehogs women to test their boundaries.
When your five o’clock pussy shadow pokes they your panties.
i love playing Genshin Impact, my favourite character is the hedgehog
A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture
Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.
My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.
A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd
Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!