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This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!
Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""
Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.
My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.
p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in
The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese
I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar
the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.
google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.
The crusty thing on the end of your pole.
Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.
When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging
Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...