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This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!
Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""
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Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.
My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
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The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese
I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar
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a level of retardation unheard of until the mid 2000's. This is that kid that had to be chaperoned 24/7 and often be found licking the back window of the shortbus, their dome sheathed in a spongebob squarepants sticker adorned protective casing.
p: note to self - check weather.com before agreeing to work any weekend shifts
J: yeah, and don't forget your sticker helmet on your way in
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the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.
google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.
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The crusty thing on the end of your pole.
Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.
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When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.
Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.