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When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.
"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.
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A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.
Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!
When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
When you have a pimple on your mouth.
Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
Minor form of herpes that only affects university boys who bang cuties
I was about to smash this guy vince but they he told me he had Gentle herpes