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one of my favorite futurama quotes (Bender), can be used a lot in everyday life
*get hit in balls with football"
say "life is hilariously cruel"
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(v.) to throw a coin into the Trevi Fountain like a crazy bitch
I'm so glad I got to hilary duff in Rome over the vacation.
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To have exceptionally flabby upper arms that no amount of pumping iron, doing cardio, and/or starving yourself can alleviate. The most common symptom of the Hilary Duff Arm includes: jiggle without movement, large rosacea-esque markings along the forearms and shoulders, copious amounts of pale skin. See: Kirstie Alley and Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Wow, I tried on my tank top this morning and realized that my Hilary Duff Arms made me look like I had two cheeseburgers attached to my sides.
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Slang for Cocaine. Made popular in the bay area. Comes from the meaning "white girl" for cocaine because hilary duff is a white girl.
I need a bag of that hilary duff.
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So grateful for something that you give the person you are grateful to a blowjob.
I'm grateful for the necklace my boyfriend got me, but I'm not Hilary Duff grateful.
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The sweaty hair that protrudes from between the space where two rolls meet and rest apon each other. Giving it the exagerated look of two fat hairy lips.
Named after, or in honor of political Hilary and ment to draw attention to the hideous akward expressions and movements she makes with her mouth.
I was so drunk last night I would have stuffed that pig. Thankfully after she took off her shirt I saw she had a sweaty pair of Hilary's hairy lips smiling up at me and it brought me to my senses.
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Slang for powder cocaine. Originated from the term "white girl" used by E-40 and other bay area rappers. Another nickname is Vana White...or you could use any famous white girl that is skinny enough to snort like a line of coke.
I dont want no p*ssy, I dont want no head.... But you can get a sack of that purple stuff, some gin and a bag of that Hilary Duff! -Messy Marv
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