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A less swearing way of saying "Holy Fuck" Or say "Fuck" In general.
"Holy Fudge that was incredible"
HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!
Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.
Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!
another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.
Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!
The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.
God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
A expression showing surprise & happiness.
Tim, I think Jane is pregnant!
HOLY MANCHESTER JOHN!
(Communly used by white people or crackers.
The act of giving and/or recieving head in church. Particularly during service.
We snuck into a classroom and got some holy head while the preacher was going on about chastity.