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Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
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Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.
Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho
A nap that you take on the ground outside
I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.
Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.
I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.
The gayest border hopper ever he's a little shit that looks cute but when that mouth opens you wanna slap his fat ass back to Mexico
Bart:omg shut tf up that's why you are a homeless Pancho