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The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
Useless stuff ur teachers give to you to torture you even more as if 7 hours of school isn’t enough. Side effects include depression and anxiety.
Person 1: Wanna hang out after school?
Person 2: I have homework to do
The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.
homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do
a assignment you normally get from school. it is very boring and many students dont want to do it but, they must push through it.
"i really dont want to get homework today"
"last nights homework was so hard"
Life's way of kicking us in the ass.
Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.
An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.
The government should abolish homework.