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HUNGRY MONKEY

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.

Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”

by Neddy_Ludd March 24, 2006

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hungry butt

the opposite of camel toe

remember ladies, leggings are NOT pants! too much camel toe & hungry butt out there!

by L~A January 9, 2010

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hungry hungry hippos

1) a children's game that is played by drunk/high teens

2) euphemism for sex

"want to play hungry hungry hippos?"

by Whatevah September 22, 2007

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ass-hungry

To hunger for ass. Used to describe a male homosexual's cravings for consensual anal spelunking.

Bobby, are you sure you want to wear that sleeveless mesh t-shirt out to the club? You look a little ass-hungry in it.

by Flappy October 10, 2003

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Hungry Vagina

When the vagina wants to eat the sausage(penis.)and do it with him.

omg, that is one Hungry Vagina.

by monibling January 19, 2009

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hungry bum

when you don't wear underwear and your arse eats your pants.

man that chick has hungry bum

by your mums pants party September 3, 2009

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big hungry

term used for ugly, fat, smelly women that eat more than 6 meals a day. see rosie o'donnell

tony: damn daniel got a big ass new refrigerator
freddy: that wasnt a refrigerator that was his sister angela. shes a big hungry

by theoch November 21, 2007

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