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Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015


Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.

1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!

by Ew123 June 27, 2019


hypocrite

hardus

hardus is such a hypocrite!

by pavanalmal October 20, 2022


Hypocrite

Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham - “ If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said, ‘Let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination and you can use my words against me and you’d be absolutely right,’”

Also Lindsey Graham -
“Did I say within the last year? What I meant was the last DAY before the election...ahhh fuck it, everyone knows I’m full of shit and a massive hypocrite...we’re filling the seat”

by Pipiriko September 21, 2020


Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019


Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019


Hypocrite

The kind of person who calls other people homewrecker while trying to put them on the street would be as much of a hypocrite as anybody else (despite never seeing it that way).

The girl liked to call people names thinking they were easy targets, but didn't know that they could see her for what she was too (a hypocrite just like everyone else).

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2020