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mom: can you wash the dishes?
me: i’m good luv, enjoy
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Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.
He locked himself in a cupboard.
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
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When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?
Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
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When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.
*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*
Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”
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Slang. It’s derived from New York. It’s what New Yorkers say when a car cuts in front of them when they’re walking.
Hey! Get out of my way! Eh I’m walkin ‘ere!
dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now
bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
When pleasuring yourself and it feels too good so you begin to shake
I touched myself twice today so I told my boyfriend I’m shaking
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