Id

The thing that spongebob lost.

The day I lost my Identity.- Spongebob

ID

short for intellectually disabled, which is having a diminished mental capacity for logic, reason, judgement, or the ability to learn or apply concepts both conceptually or in practice.

Yo this is the third time Jamal left his credit card at the club, that is some ID shit.

I can’t believe Todd’s comment about Fibonacci retracement at the meeting today, he was trying to impress the boss, but just looked ID in front of everyone.

Becky, you are ID if you go back to him after he cheated on you a second time.

Juan has been boxing since he was seven, if he hits you, you will wake up ID for life.

id

shortened version of 'idiot'. used usually when your friends do something stupid.

wow what an id.

Id

Short for an idiot.

Bro, that kid is such a sus id, what a spect.

ID

An ID is your drivers licence or Your Passport, You could use your Drivers licence (Or your US Passport) To buy drugs or alcohol (If you are 21 years of age) If you are pulled over you the officer may ask for your ID.

Police Officer:May I see your ID Please.

Person:Okay *Reaches for ID* Here.

The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar

Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)

IDS

ids meaning "i don't send"

example

person1: "do you send?"
person2: "ids"