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Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.
Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?
Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.
A 1999 re-release of Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and its expansion pack, Beyond the Dark Portal, classic RTS games centered around battles between orcs and humans, with a good campaign and great multiplayer, both enhanced in the Battle.net Edition re-release. Plenty of cool magic and weaponry to keep people entertained for hours and cheap to buy since it's old. Unfortunately the game does not work on Windows Vista and its LAN can be messed up by multiple network interfaces. Predecessor is Warcraft 1, spiritual successor is Starcraft and sequels are Warcraft 3 and WoW.
I pawned those orc noobs thinking they were so cool with their bloodlust by hitting them from the sea with 1337 human battleships! Not as imba as you thought ur race was in Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition, eh punks?
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Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids
Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”
November 1st. A second coming out day for the people who missed the real one. Not national.
Today is coming out day II/ today is the second coming out day, like national coming out day.
the ruler..He is everything the previous one died by saying to hitler "no artist?"
one person : he is a god
two person : ikr he is swapnil de alabckau II
Latin for "go to the bad place", which translates as "go to hell". The Romans considered it unlucky to name the bad place.
ii in malum rem, you fracktard!
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Fucking dead
Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!
Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!
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