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June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.
An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely
spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning
i am sir moses elisha stone amgott flemenverfer the III
God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
“Woah did you see Charles Arthur Leslie III he’s so cool”
This is da type of nigga u wont nowhere else on dis dumb and fake ass planet.This mf really the shit to.He stay true to erybody.Bro the realist he be on sum real nigga shit fr.
Aye that nigga devery III a real nigga on sum rs.
He's a real nigga...thas it
There go 🗣🗣🗣 devery III my pops