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A strong hybrid strain of weed, leaving the smoker with a sense of well-being, but also reminds them that they’re on the right side
“fuck that jit, we smoking kaleb fym”
“this Kaleb Haze got me FUCKED”
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
Having sex with a girl with a black cock the size of the shard
I was hazing last night
Bump haze is slang for send nudes
Jo sends nudes if you say bump haze.
The act of having intercourse with your partner in an uncomfortably cold room under the influence of opioids until you both either pass out from hypothermia or the opioids.
Hey baby you wanna get out Siberian haze on?
The girl next door with a fat ass and great personality!!
What kind of girl do you think she is? That girl defiantly is a Brooke haze !!
A dude that stays getting robbed and hds no rank.
That guy is such a Rich Haze smh. His moms hadda buy him gas for the whip.